Thursday, March 15, 2007

Feels like heaven...washing over me


I love that song by Peter Cetera and Chaka Khan.

Know why it feels like heaven? Because tonight is when I go see HARRY CONNICK JR!!!! Yes, the handsomest man of handsometown. The jazziest band leader of jazzertown, where jazzercise is the only form of cardio. Where scatting, tap dancing on sand, and brass instruments reign supreme. Oh yes, I'm going to see my baby tonight.

I...heart...Harry...Connick...Jr.

I have free tix (thanks Meghan C-B!!). The last time I saw him was with Ms. Wendy Karen H. (abbreviating to avoid cyber stalkers) in Detroit at the Detroit Opera House. We had free tix, then, too. We got to meet him afterwards, and I made him laugh. I believe what did it was when I said, very exitedly, "You're my new best concert, EVER!" WKH, however, said "thank you" when he gave her his autograph. When he said, "you're welcome," she squished her shoulders up to her head, spun around and squealed in the highest pitch tone, ever, "HE SAID YOU'RE WELCOME!" That made him laugh, too. =) I love you, WKH! She is the only one who truly understands my love and affection for HCJ. Our ridiculousness was over the top that night. Near the end of his concert, it got quiet for a second and we screamed, a la 13 yr olds at a Justin Timberlake concert, "We love you, Harry!" (Pausing while you finish laughing.) He attempted to see out there to who is was, and said, "Thank you - I love you, too!"

He doesn't know it yet, but he's going to divorce Jill Goodacre and marry me. =)

Monday, March 12, 2007

What the Shizzle?!?!?

Seriously? Seriously....are they back? They never were fashionable. They were comfortable, but sticky-icky with the sweat, and would pack in some heat from the sunshine like nobody's business. And let us not forget how it hurt like a bitch if a rock got in there.

I found these on Urban Outfitters website. NOT OKAY!!!!

Cheaper by the Dozen 2

It was cute. If you have elementary to junior high aged kids, they'll love it.

It smacked of Father of the Bride so much that you can't avoid it. This sequel featured much less on the family quirkiness and much more on the father's inability to let his girls grow up. The oldest is pregnant and about to give birth, the second oldest just graduated college and wants to move to New York, and the third oldest is now 13 and is trading her athletic clothing/ways for girlishness and dating.

The Apprentice LA

So does anybody still watch The Apprentice?

I've been watching it, but have been somewhat disappointed. Last night, I heaved a deep sigh and said, "I wish this was like it used to be: a little less game show and a little more job interview." The Apprentice was unique because it was all about the job, and less about reality/game show. Donald Trump wasn't letting producers tell him what to do or how to do it. Now it's just gotten out of hand.

The losing team has to sleep, cook and bathe outdoors while the winning team stays in this glamourous mansion. They are constantly moving back and forth, and weather conditions aren't exactly conducive to a good night's sleep for a productive work day.

The challenges have been somewhat bizarre, and the winning team's project manager remains the project manager on the next task. In fact, they remain PM until they lost a task. The losing team gets to pick a new PM. I don't like it - and I don't think it's a good way for Trump to know what his applicants' skills are.

This bizarre game has caused a tribal element to each team. There wasn't any corporate re-shuffling until a couple weeks ago, when one person (Surya) was asked to move from one team to the other. He went over to the losing team (who hadn't won a single task) who had developed this tribal element. They immediately didn't like him because he was an outsider, and began to pick on him in the most elementary of ways. It has progressively gotten worse, until he was fired last night. During the board room, he suggested he should step down and let someone else be PM, bc the team would work better that way. That's what caused him to get fired, not his performance. (The team began winning when Surya came over and became PM.) Trump and Bill Rancic (who was his 'eyes and ears' on this task) were totally calling out this team for picking on Surya.

It was at the very end of the episode that one of the other teammates began to recognize that it wasn't all about Surya being annoying, and that they weren't being fair. (And trust me, he is annoying, but he's a smart guy and a good task manager and worker.) In fact, I swear I almost saw a tear come out of this guy's eye at the end. I said to myself, "I don't want to be mean, but I hope this team watches this episode and is appalled at their behavior." It was like junior high male "pick out the guy we don't like and publicly tear him apart." Another good word for Surya is he handled all that pressure unbelievably well. For the most part, he ignored it and was still able to function quite well within the group.

You go, Surya, for being the bigger man and letting these fools' true colors come out on national television. =)

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock

Remember that Friends episode where Phoebe goes to change her last name after she marries Mike? She ends up finding out that she can change her name to whatever she wants, and she chooses Princess Consuela Banana-Hammack. Mike has to change his name to Crap Bag to get her to realize the importance of having her regular name. This game makes me think of that episode.

My new name is Dorky Chuckledoodle. It fits, no?


Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = dotty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.